Today's topic: Boys.
why i'm single
why i like being single
why boys don't like me
Conversation between my mother and cheyenne: M: i wonder why sarah isn't dating
C: why? she's only 21, she has a lot of time
M: but she is always out with her friends and doesn't seem to show much interest in finding someone.
C: SHE'S 21! Normal 21 yr olds go out every night with their friends. It's completely normal.
M: i don't know...... i'm worried
Now, this conversation may have been adapted to sound better in this particular post. I didn't really record everything as my sister was telling it to me, but you get the gist.
I Sarah Anne Trott, am breaking away from the "norm". It may sound strange that i am a 21 yr old mormom girl who is not expecting their 3rd child, but i am perfectly okay with this. I like my life the way that it is. Besides, i couldn't get a man even if i wanted to. I made a list of the reasons why.
-WHAT BOYS DON'T LIKE- (but for some reason i do them anyway)
-when you correct their grammar
-when you correct their spelling... and then call them names
-when you tell them their jokes are stupid, don't make sense, are more painful than getting run over by a semi truck etc...
-when you ask to punch them repeatedly because your brother taught you how
-when you spend approx. 0 hrs getting ready and always show up places in basketball shorts or pajamas
-when you comment on every story they tell you with, this is stupid, you don't make sense, this is more painful than getting run over by a semi truck etc...
-when you tell them their clothes don't match
-when you talk about them to your friends even when they are in close range and can hear everything you say
-when you tell them the guy you're talking to every moment is just a friend
-when you publicly humiliate them on a regular basis
Quite frankly, this list could go on and on but i am going to cut this a little short. Yes i am mormon, and unmarried, and not in a serious relationship, and do make out with random italian gentlemen at nightclubs, but hey! what are you going to do. So for the time being, i will remain a free bird.... until someone knocks me off my perch.. and when that happens, i am in for a rude awakening.
oh well.
